*dances*

Mystie Sent Me a PACKAGE!

I was thinking she didn’t even know i existed- and yet… not only does she know I exist, she technically KNOWS WHERE I LIVE! And stuff that was in her house, is now in MY house! I believe I even have an item that is IN ONE OF HER ARTICLES!

*squee!*

Let me show you the schwag I scored!

Okay, i made individual notes of what the COOLEST items were, but some of the more mundane items included:

• A Muppets Coloring Book (squee! makes me think about getting a Muppet Tattoo…)
• A notebook with that nifty Crown Combo crown on it! ( i need a notebook too!)
• A slime-green tiger-print Slap Wrap ( I’m so gonna sprt this, I’m'a bring it back!)
• A burned DVC/CD season of Lady Lovely Locks
• A buttload of stickers
• An Inuyasha sticker
• A Count Duckula ShrinkyDink (squee!)
• Krispy Kreme paper hat
• Some schpiffy buttons

So that was the “normal” stuff. Some stuff warranted more than Bullet Points, so I took their individual piccies for in-depth discussion.

Hologram Kitty Stickers!

These are SO BLINKIN’ RAD! They’re like living LOLcats, only there’s no words. I kept thinking, how the HELL DID SHE KNOW I LIKED CATS?!  And then I remembered… I’m Kittymao. D’er. Yo Soy Retardo. I don’t know where I’m gonna put them. I thought about carrying them with me and decorating random bathroom stalls I encounter. But that’s what Sharpies are for.

Awesome Party Favors Circa 1986

I saw these and the FIRST THING I thought of was- These are from Zorn’s! I just knew it! Well, on second though I’m not really sure, but I’ll pretend they are and be happy! Rudy saw them and remarked how he always thought Teela was hot. I didn’t tell him my thing for Man-At-Arms, and it’s probably for the best. However, the idea of dressing like a certain Serpent lady for Halloween has been rekindled…

DarkWing Duck Magnifying Glass

I remember this show, and I do diefinitely recall its dark, pulpy feeling to it. I enjoyed it, but was no mega-fanatic. I DO know, that Mystie has a major love of this show, and for her to give ME something that is so iconic of the series is a total sock-rockin’ experience. I will tell you RIGHT NOW, I will not disgrace this piece of functional plastic nostalgia by torching paper and ants. Nay- it shall take a coveted place upon my desk for reading particularly tiny price listings and perhaps inspecting the divots and dimples of my cheez-its.

Fairy Princess Magic Cookie Kit!

I LOVE to bake, but rarely have the chance to do it cause time is a commodity in my house that is not easily gotten. I saw this and just giggled like a little girl! I was gonna make COOKIES! I love when everything you need is RIGHT THERE, all you gonna do is put it together. Like an Edible 1/24 scale ‘55 Chevy Bel Air model. I am gonna actually make these either TONIGHT or TOMORROW, in celebration of my BIRTHDAY! Yep. On April 18TH, i TURN 27. kinda scary. But I haven’t even acknowledged until JUST RIGHT NOW, so I’m not like, freaked out or anything. Not yet, anyway. So… yeah. I am gonna make these. And I will take pictures for y’all ok? Oo, another niftynoodle bloggie post, Courtesy of Mystie!

Okay, this last one… woo. Skeery. For me, anyway.

I have no fucking idea.

I imagine this is some cute Chinatown trinket for the little white kid who won’t stop saying” Daddy Get me something!” and he grabs the first and cheapest thing he can find and then dreads the consequent electronic insanity that emits from it. Honestly, the picture does it no justice.

Ok, so imagine, you see this as you open the box (after dutifully readign the note written on JackSkellington Paper with that Beautiful Blue Moon-Sand color wehad discussed on an earlier thread at Mystie’s blog) and go Oo! I like peanuts, even if you don’t REALLY like peanuts. I only like peanuts because peanuts are weirdly shaped, and that weird stuff happens when peanut-shaped items come into play.

So I pick it up0 it’s got this plastic wrap around it with some chinese characters on it. I don’t know chinese so it means jack SHIT to me. I imagine it says “Lucky Peanut” or something. I then begin to make a connection- Lucky=Cricket. Cricket in a Peanut Shell.

And I slow down, Cause… uhm,. CRICKETS kind of scare me. I’ll rescue a standed cricket with a cup and paper, but I’m always scared they’re gonna bite. and they’re so BLACK. And there only so far from Cockroaches and Locusts. I pray the crickets in this peanut aren’t real.

So I try and open it, and it starts TICKING. I shriek, and look to Rudy, who’s looking at me like I just shat a cat or something. I open the lid a bit and the noise begins again. Turns out, as I finally open it, there’s two gilded crickets, sitting on leaves that are attached to the base of this GIANT PLASTIC PEANUT. There’s this terrible cardboard background that doesn’t correlate to crickets in the LEAST, and this elecrtonic, simulate ricket chirp noise is just driving me bananas. I press on the red thing, and the chirping stops.

Oh great. I need to either keep the thign CLOSED, or I constantly hold down the button. And it’s totally freaking me out. That picture was SO hard to take, hence the terrible quality. That Sound will make you want to murder babies, MUY PRONTO.

 Again, thanks to mystie for bestowing on me a wonderful smorgasbord of girly-nstalgia goodness! You have given these items a good home and have taught me how to truly send a care package! Cause no package is complete without porn-page package materials.

uh-huh.